Dealoneby Belkins
Cohort 001 · 4 seats · read by a person

Apply for one of four seats.

This page is an application, not a checkout. There is no card field on it and nothing gets charged. You fill in a form, a person reads it, and you get a written answer either way.

If the answer is yes, the terms and a payment link come afterwards, in writing, and you can still walk away at that point. Four seats, because one person delivers all of it by hand and the concurrency cap is four. The gates below are strict and published so you can rule yourself out before you spend the time. We expect to refuse most applications. That is the design, not a failure of it.

01

What applying is, and what it is not.

What applying means

  • A named person reads your product and your answers. In Cohort 001 that person is Vlad.
  • You get a written yes, no, or not yet.
  • If it is a no, you get the specific reason and one recommendation. That reply costs nothing.

What applying does not mean

  • It is not a purchase. No card, no charge, no authorisation, no payment link on this page.
  • It does not reserve a seat. Seats go to founders who accept the terms, in the order they accept them.
  • It is not a sales call in disguise. Nobody rings you to pitch a retainer. If your answers show you belong at Belkins instead of here, we write that down and you can ignore it.
02

The six gates, as a self-check.

All six are pass or fail and they run in this order. One fail ends it, and you are told which one by number. Answer them honestly here and you will know the outcome before you type anything.

1. Live product
A stranger could pay for it today without you present. If no: this is a build problem, not a selling problem, and no amount of outreach fixes it. Come back when there is a URL where a stranger with a card can pay you.
2. Business buyer
A company pays, and you can name the job title that signs off. If no: consumer products cannot be sold one at a time by one operator inside a two weeks. The $199 workshop is the honest thing for you.
3. First deal worth $5,000+
In year one. About $417 a month, or $5,000 once. If no: our floor fee of $1,250 would eat an unreasonable share of your first year. That is not a judgment about your product, it is arithmetic, and it is why the floor and the gate are the same number.
4. You can accept money today
Payment infrastructure live, not planned. If no: fix it this week. It is a two-hour job and it is the cheapest gate on this list to clear.
5. Zero revenue, ever
You have never collected money from any customer, and you will say so in writing. If no: your problem is repeatability rather than existence, which is a different job. That is a Belkins conversation and we will point you at it.
6. Not a refused category
The list is in the next section, with the reason for each. If no: you get told which category and why, in writing.

Two we route rather than refuse. If you have collected any revenue at all, gate 5 sends you to Belkins rather than into a rejection pile. If the only thing wrong is your sending reputation, you get parked until Folderly has fixed it, and then you re-apply. Neither one is a no about your product.

03

Refused before the scoring runs, with the reason.

Consumer apps and subscriptions, and pre-product ideas. One-by-one outbound selling does not save a consumer product, and there is nothing to sell if the product does not exist yet. Both are real businesses. Both are the wrong shape for this method.
First deals under $5,000, and agencies or freelancers reselling their own hours. The first is arithmetic, per gate 3. The second is because your constraint is capacity rather than demand, and finding you one more buyer does not change what you can deliver.
Lead-gen, cold-email and deliverability tools. Non-negotiable, and it is a conflict rather than a judgment: we would be sourcing customers for the people Belkins and Folderly compete with.
Anything needing a license to sell. Medical, legal, financial advice, insurance, lending, real estate, mortgages, securities. We are not licensed to sell on your behalf in those categories and neither is anyone we would hand you to.
Crypto, tokens and trading signals. Adult, gambling, firearms, and people-surveillance or scraping products. A category call, made once, applied consistently.
"Our buyer is everyone." Not a moral objection. A method that starts by naming three specific people cannot start from a buyer definition that excludes nobody.
04

What happens after you submit.

1. A person reads it
In Cohort 001, that is Vlad. Not a scoring script, not an assistant, and not a model deciding. A model helps him read. It does not decide, and it does not reply.
2. The hard gates run first
Six pass or fail checks, in the order printed above. One fail ends it there and you are told which one, by number.
3. Then the score
If the gates pass. One hundred points across nine criteria. Seventy-five and over is an accept. Sixty to seventy-four is a deferral. Under sixty is a refusal.
4. A reply either way
Usually within a working day. Silence is not a refusal here, it is a queue. If three working days pass with nothing, email vlad@belkins.io and push.
5. An acceptance contains
Which of the four seats, and a kickoff slot. The terms document, with the contracting entity named on it, before you pay anything. The payment link for the $1,000 Deal Sprint. The card mandate in plain terms: stored for the close fee only, under an authenticated mandate disclosing the $2,500 per-account ceiling, with a $1 authorisation run before a single delivery hour is spent. The eight-hour scope cap in writing. The 336-hour delivery clock, which starts at kickoff and not at payment. And a request for your excluded list: every company you have already spoken to, named by you, fixed before we send you a single prospect. Nothing on that list can ever trigger a close fee. Nothing is charged until you accept those terms. An acceptance is the offer of a seat, not a bill.
6. A refusal contains
Which gate you failed, or your score and the criteria that lost the points. A specific diagnosis: not "not a fit", the actual reason, in a sentence you could act on tomorrow. One recommendation, the thing we would do first in your position this week. A route where one exists: Belkins if you have revenue, the free Teardown, or the $199 workshop. No cost, and no follow-up sequence. Refused applicants do not get added to a mailing list.
7. A deferral contains
One named fix and a date to re-apply. A deferral is a real answer, not a soft no, and re-applications are read against what you said the first time.
8. There is a fourth answer
And it is the least satisfying one. Cohort 001 is four founders, and at least three of them need to share one buyer-role family, because a repeating pattern cannot be detected across four observations that differ on every axis. If you clear everything but would push the cohort past two buyer types, you are waitlisted for Cohort 002 with that stated as the reason. It is a scheduling decision about the cohort, not a judgment about your product.
05

The form, and why each field decides something.

Founders trust forms that explain themselves, so here is what each answer is actually doing.

No card. No charge. A person reads this and writes back either way.

06

What the checkbox actually commits you to.

One checkbox. Here is everything behind it, in the words we would use if you asked on a call.

You are not buying anything
No card is collected on this page. No amount is charged, authorized, held or reserved. Applying costs nothing and creates no payment obligation of any kind.
Your answers are true as far as you know
Two matter more than the rest: that you have never collected revenue from anyone, and that a first deal is worth what you said. If either turns out to be wrong after acceptance, the seat ends and any sprint fee already paid goes back to you.
You have read the price
Deal Sprint $1,000, charged only on acceptance and only after you have the terms in writing and click the link yourself. Live Desk $600 a month, opt in, three months maximum, auto-stop, and silence never renews it. Close Fee 25% of cash you actually collect from an account we sourced, floor $1,250 accrued across payments, cap $2,500 per account, charged only after you tell us in writing that the money landed. Never against a contract value you have not been paid.
You will be on the calls yourself
We prepare you, we are on the line, and we take the awkward parts. Your voice is the one the buyer hears. If you want someone to sell for you, this is not that, and it is cheaper for both of us if you find that out on this page.
What we read
What you send us, plus the public pages of your product. That is the whole screening surface. We do not sign an NDA to read an application and we do not need one, because the form asks about your buyer rather than your build.
We do not show it to anyone else
Not to another founder, and not to Belkins' commercial teams. If you have collected revenue and the route is Belkins, we ask you before we forward anything.
Refused applications are kept for 24 months
So the same product is not screened from scratch twice, and so a re-application can be read against your first one. You can ask to see it, correct it, or have it deleted, at vlad@belkins.io.
Applying does not reserve a seat
There are four. They go to founders who accept the terms, in the order they accept them.
Refusal reasons may be published, anonymized
Your name, company and product stay out of it unless you give separate written consent, which is refusable with no consequence and withdrawable at any point after.
Nothing here is a promise of a customer
Dealone promises the work and the refund. The refund is specific: if outreach we ran produces zero booked meetings by day 45, the sprint fee and every desk month charged come back within five working days, and we start that ourselves without you asking.

The contracting entity is named on the terms document you receive at acceptance, before you pay anything. That name is not yet published on this page and it must be before the first seat is sold.

Why we publish our refusals.

A program that will take $1,000 from anybody is a program whose close-fee promise means nothing. If we accepted every application, the fee would stop being evidence that we think we can help, and it would start being a sales tactic. So the gates are published, the refusals carry the actual reason, and everybody we turn down leaves with the free Teardown and the $199 workshop rather than with nothing.