Apply for one of four seats.
This page is an application, not a checkout. There is no card field on it and nothing gets charged. You fill in a form, a person reads it, and you get a written answer either way.
If the answer is yes, the terms and a payment link come afterwards, in writing, and you can still walk away at that point. Four seats, because one person delivers all of it by hand and the concurrency cap is four. The gates below are strict and published so you can rule yourself out before you spend the time. We expect to refuse most applications. That is the design, not a failure of it.
What applying is, and what it is not.
What applying means
- A named person reads your product and your answers. In Cohort 001 that person is Vlad.
- You get a written yes, no, or not yet.
- If it is a no, you get the specific reason and one recommendation. That reply costs nothing.
What applying does not mean
- It is not a purchase. No card, no charge, no authorisation, no payment link on this page.
- It does not reserve a seat. Seats go to founders who accept the terms, in the order they accept them.
- It is not a sales call in disguise. Nobody rings you to pitch a retainer. If your answers show you belong at Belkins instead of here, we write that down and you can ignore it.
The six gates, as a self-check.
All six are pass or fail and they run in this order. One fail ends it, and you are told which one by number. Answer them honestly here and you will know the outcome before you type anything.
Two we route rather than refuse. If you have collected any revenue at all, gate 5 sends you to Belkins rather than into a rejection pile. If the only thing wrong is your sending reputation, you get parked until Folderly has fixed it, and then you re-apply. Neither one is a no about your product.
Refused before the scoring runs, with the reason.
What happens after you submit.
The form, and why each field decides something.
Founders trust forms that explain themselves, so here is what each answer is actually doing.
No card. No charge. A person reads this and writes back either way.
What the checkbox actually commits you to.
One checkbox. Here is everything behind it, in the words we would use if you asked on a call.
The contracting entity is named on the terms document you receive at acceptance, before you pay anything. That name is not yet published on this page and it must be before the first seat is sold.
Why we publish our refusals.
A program that will take $1,000 from anybody is a program whose close-fee promise means nothing. If we accepted every application, the fee would stop being evidence that we think we can help, and it would start being a sales tactic. So the gates are published, the refusals carry the actual reason, and everybody we turn down leaves with the free Teardown and the $199 workshop rather than with nothing.